His ignorance is encyclopedic (Abba Eban)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. (Friedrich von Schiller)

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)